(Remote Work) Entry-Level Gag Gift Product Developer – JLS Trading Co.

Job Overview

• Job Title Entry-Level Gag Gift Product Developer
• Hiring Organization JLS Trading Co.
• Company Website http://jlstradingco.com/careers
• Remote Locations Worldwide
• Job Type  Remote, Full-Time

Are you tired of not being able to express yourself through the medium of dick jokes?

Do you like creating something from nothing, especially if it’ll make someone laugh?

Do you thrive in a high-stress environment filled with political infighting, bureaucracy, and corporate nonsense?

If so, then we are the place for you, except you might hate how nice of a company we have – filled with happy, generally competent people that don’t put up with jerks. Frankly, it makes me sick how nice everyone is.

We are remote full time, have very flexible hours, people are judged by their output, not by how much they suck up to the boss, and turnover is super low because the company believes that happy employees = happy customers = happy bank account. Simply disgusting, if you ask me.

Is this a real job ad?

Yup! Amazingly enough, we actually paid money to post this on a bunch of different job sites. And it’s not even a pyramid scheme! Plus, get this: the owner just started paying our 60ish employees with money instead of Pizza Hut coupons – we’re big time, people.

Our careers page is actually worth checking out to learn more about how insane we are (sidenote: it won a web design award in 1993 – we’re a pretty big deal

http://www.jlstradingco.com/careers/

What do you guys do?

We sell a lot of different things but our primary focus now is developing/engineering from scratch very cool products in a variety of niches.

Job Responsibilities

Getting paid to learn a bunch of skills in and around product development then making a ton of hilarious gag gifts that will delight our customers without getting us put onto any (more) watch lists.

Here is a bulleted list of responsibilities:

• Develop a concept for a funny gag gift or prank
• Do market research to get an idea of its potential
• Rough out the concept/design/jokes
• Write jokes for the packaging
• Communicate with a graphic designer to finalize the product
• Work with our sourcing team to find a vendor for actually making it
•  Manage all the details of getting the product made and into our warehouse (there are A LOT of details)
• Provide jokes for the marketing materials

Things like that. Don’t worry, we don’t expect you to come in and do all these on day 1 (day 2, though, you better be ready mfer). You’ll be trained and coached so you can learn this stuff from the ground up.

Job Requirements

Oh, you haven’t lived two lifetimes eating and breathing business 24/7/365? Who TF do you think you are, reading this job description? You absolute buffoon.

Oh, you haven’t been directly involved in at least two (preferably three) World Wars? You’re not even qualified to operate our coffee machine, you sentient potato.

Oh, you didn’t observe the Big Bang as it happened? Get out of here, you pirated copy of Windows 95.

I might literally throw up from your insolence. The hubris to think that you, you absolute fool, could apply for an apprentice position – absolutely sickening.

Also, no you don’t need any experience.

We want special people, and don’t give AF what their background is. Most of our best people did nothing remotely related to their current roles, so if you’ve never done anything like this before, don’t sweat it. We hire 100x more for potential than existing knowledge.

The Big Bang requirement still stands though.

–Do I need a college degree?–

You just need to be awesome.

–Are there any geographic restrictions?–

As long as you are in a country that doesn’t have active sanctions from the US government, we are interested. Our founder isn’t known for respecting the government much, but they have all the guns, so…

–What are some example products you want to have made?–

We’ll definitely help you with concepts, and you’ll eventually be doing things that you came up with, but to give you some examples, here are some more things we recently developed:

– Extra small condoms (a box filled with rubber thimbles with a bunch of jokes on the packaging)

– The Child Chucker

– The Human Cone

How To Apply

Click “Apply” below to fill in the application form!